History jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.