History jokes
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Memes
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."