History jokes
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Memes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.