History jokes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.