History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.