History jokes
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Boom, it went.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Flippity floppity, women are property.