Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
History Jokes
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
My dad killed Hitler.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
