History jokes
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Memes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
SpongeBob did 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!