History jokes

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.