History

History jokes

Among Us

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Jump

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

Memes

Meme

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Pilot

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.