History jokes
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Fall
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.