History

History jokes

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Pilot

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Bomb

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

KKK

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

People

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Brain

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Engineering

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Tower

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.