History jokes
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I suffered The Great Depression.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?