History jokes
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Memes
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.