History jokes
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
I suffered The Great Depression.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!