History jokes
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM