History jokes
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Memes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?