History jokes
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Memes
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Fall
Boom, it went.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
