Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Donโt make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Boom, it went.
Fall
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
