History jokes
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Memes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.