History jokes

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

Flippity floppity, women are property.

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!