History jokes
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
"Another one bites the dust."
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.