Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
