Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
History Jokes
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
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Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
