History jokes
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Nosy.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.