History jokes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.