History jokes
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
The Twin Towers.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.