History jokes
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!