History jokes
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
9/11, 911, same thing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.