History jokes
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.