History jokes
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.