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Oxygen

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

Mosquito

A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."

Wood

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

History

The meme shows a blurry, black and white image of a plague doctor with the text "when the leeches don't work".

Soda

The image is a two-panel meme using the Pringles mascot. The top panel shows the Pringles mascot looking happy, next to the text "Orange flavour in soda." The bottom panel shows the same mascot drawn in a grotesque way, next to the text "Orange flavour in medicine."

Cap

Vaccine

o_o

Surgeon

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Dude

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Doctor

A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.

Box

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

Vaccine

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Soldier

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Ketamine

An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."

Pill

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Nothing

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Pill

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

God

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Slur

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring Dr. House with a wall of pill bottles in the background. The text reads: "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly."

Vaccine

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

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