Quickest Time to Finish a Story

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

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Listen here, you simpleton. You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag. The joke is about the 9/11 terrorist attack where the twin towers collapsed. People 'finished' their story in an instant when they fell to the ground. It uses dark humor to make fun of a very tragic event, a historical event that, due to your smooth brain, you likely didn't even know about.

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Sorry if it doesn't make sense and if this offends you just don't comment, leave a dislike because I rlly don't care :D

I mean people come here for dark jokes,but u were kinda high there(several stories high)....It's funny