History jokes
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War