I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
