History jokes
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.