History jokes
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Memes
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.