History jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Fall
Boom, it went.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.