History jokes
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.