If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
History Jokes
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
