History jokes
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Memes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.