History jokes

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?