History jokes
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Memes
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Fall
Boom, it went.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.