History jokes
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.