History

History jokes

Soldier

Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?

Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Hitler

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

September 11

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Titanic

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Similarity

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

9/11

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Crime

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.