History jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
My granddad killed Hitler.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.