Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
History Jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
