What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
