History jokes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."