History jokes
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.