History jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"