History jokes
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Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!