History jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
My granddad killed Hitler.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."