History jokes
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.