Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
History Jokes
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Nosy.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
I will mummyfry you!
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
