History jokes
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Memes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
9/11.