History jokes
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Who knew
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
KK or Liv?
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.