Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
"I’m coming for you two!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
