History jokes
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!