History jokes
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.