History jokes
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.