History jokes
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Memes
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.