History jokes
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Nosy.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"