History

History jokes

Chess

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Gender

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

Communism

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Diary

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Difference

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

World

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

Exercise

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Victim

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

Rape

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Cuban

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?