History jokes
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.