History jokes
See the lies.
My great great grandfather killed Hitlerš
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Memes
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldnāt have been him.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.