History jokes
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Memes
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
See the lies.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.