History jokes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.