What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
See the lies.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
