History jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
See the lies.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.