History jokes
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Memes
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
See the lies.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!