History jokes
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.