History jokes
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Memes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.