History jokes
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
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