History jokes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Memes
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?