History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.