History jokes
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Memes
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11, am I right?
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".