Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
My great great grandfather killed Hitlerš
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldnāt have been him.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
