History jokes
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.