History jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Hitler was a nazi.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.