Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
History Jokes
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
