History jokes
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Memes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11, am I right?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.