History jokes
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Fuck teslas
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?