History jokes
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
9/11
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.