Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
History Jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
