History jokes
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Memes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
9/11
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.