History jokes
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”