History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.