Tesla Cybertruck jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.