Paul Revere's Full Moon Announcement

  • What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

    The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. Paul Revere famously yelled, "The British are coming!" to warn the American colonists. This joke replaces "coming" with "cumming," which is, like, a sex thing. Get it? You probably don't.

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