Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Microwave and M1 Garand
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. So, you got your fancy microwave that goes "ping!" when your Hot Pocket is ready. And the M1 Garand, a rifle used in wars back in the day, makes a "ping!" sound when it's empty. Get it? Because you need me to spell it out, you probably eat too many Hot Pockets, which is why your brain ain't firing on all cylinders.
Colby
Only the M1 Garand has a tendency to eat the next serving given to it. The microwave doesn't.