History

History jokes

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Difference

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Dress

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Song

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Plane

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Orphan

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Airplane

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Plane

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."