History jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."