History jokes

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?