History jokes

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.