History jokes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.