History jokes
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.