History jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.