9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
History Jokes
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
