History jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Memes
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"