History jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they're dead.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

In the morning at 6:30 AM,

Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

Me: Trump & Biden.

Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

After school,

Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

"She looks at her clock."

Teacher: And now I am sewed.

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?

Nein, nein, nein!

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.