History jokes
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!