My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
History Jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It was 9/10.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
