History jokes
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Memes
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.