Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
