History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣