Ancestry jokes
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.