What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
i love climbing over wall because my ancestry was a Mexican.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
