Ancestry jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.