History jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Memes
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.