History jokes
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Fuck teslas
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.