History jokes
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"