History jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Memes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.