History jokes
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldnβt destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, whereβs my icebergs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.