History jokes

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.