History jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
The twins are falling down.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.