If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
History Jokes
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
