History

History jokes

Titanic

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Memes

Slave

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Ocean

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Titanic

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Book

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

War

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”