History jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Memes
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.