History jokes
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Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Memes
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.