History jokes
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."