History jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Memes
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.