History jokes
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.