Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Ooo.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Thereās only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerrās team.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. š
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
