Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
History Jokes
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
