History jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!