History jokes
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
These are as weak as the towers.