History jokes
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Memes
joe mama roast
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.