History

History jokes

Cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Tower

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Tower

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they lost two towers.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Jesus

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Hitler

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.