“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
