History jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.