History jokes

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.