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History Jokes
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
