History jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.