History jokes
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Memes
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.