History jokes
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!