History jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Memes
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.