History

History jokes

Adolf Hitler

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Titanic

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Pilot

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Tower

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Tower

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Dream

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

Grandpa

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"