History jokes
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.