I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Santa takes a nasty fall, right? Like, splat! And instead of, ya know, mourning her dead husband, Mrs. Claus is gonna head straight to hell? That's where Santa is. Because he is dead. Get it? Being as smart as a doorknob ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it.