Hell

Hell jokes

Intruder

    • When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

    Me: "Oh hell nah"

    Friend

    • Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

    Me: Hell yeah.

    Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

    Me: Hell yeah.

    Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

    Both: FUCK YEAH!

    Hell memes

    Poop

    • Squirrel: I got a joke.

    Dog: What the hell is it?

    Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

    Guy

    • This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

    God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

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    • Man

    • A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

    The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

    The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

    The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.

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    • President

    • What happened when Obama ran for president?

    The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

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    • Sis

    • Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!