Hell jokes
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
All men's hands up, because now Burn is playing in Hell!
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didnβt know! π€£π€£
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus π. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: π How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" π So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"