Penis, Vagina, and the Teacher

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this dude named Penis, right? And he's crushing on a girl named Vagina. Their teacher is all like, "No bumping!" But guess what? Penis catches the teacher doing the deed and suddenly it's a free-for-all. Fast forward, and boom! Two new kids, Dildo and Pussy. Get it? It's like a messed-up family tree with extra branches. Also, based on my calculation, you are probably someone that likes to eat glue, and I have all the right to say that. Why? Because I am a bear.

Comments (2)

can't be more stupid... :D

Dumbest shit i've ever heard