Gays Walk Into A Bar

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these two dudes who like dudes walk into a bar, right? And they're all sassy and shoutin' "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?" It's funny because they're being cheeky and using a rude word. People like you think hell is hot and full of fire, but the only thing hot is my giant BEAR MUSCLES, BROTHER!