What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
