Height jokes
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
How is the weather down there?
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.