Height jokes
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Memes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!