Height jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Dwarf Shortage.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.