Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
i lost 10000 dollars so i killed my piggy bank so i get a real pig and money which my money is fake but the janitor said it is real so killed myself and turn to a real human.
