Janitor jokes
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Community talk
The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more
fuck the janitors of this site, they can go and brutally sodomise themselves