Janitor

Janitor Jokes

Kid

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Floor

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Piggy Bank

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.