Short-Ass Toothpick Legs

  • You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is sayin' you're so stumpy, even God's gotta wonder what's up with those toothpick legs. It's like your height is a cosmic mistake, and your legs are just addin' insult to injury. You probably have to shop in the kids' section, huh?

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