Height jokes
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Memes
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
I'M SHORTTT!
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.