Height jokes
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Memes
Send the numbers and i will answer honestly
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
I'M SHORTTT!
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.