Height jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.