Height jokes

A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."

There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."

There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."

There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."

There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."

Then it all happened.

The fly dropped six inches.

The fish came up and caught the fly.

The bear came out and caught the fish.

The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.

The mouse went for the sandwich.

The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.

The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!

I'M SHORTTT!

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his head is so high up in the air.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.