Height jokes

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Dwarf Shortage.

How tall does the grass grow in Germany?

Zis high!

Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!

I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.