Height jokes
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.