Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Height Jokes
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
