Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Health Jokes
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
