My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Failed Suicide Attempt
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dingus! Explain bear here! The joke is that the author is upset that their suicide attempt failed, which is the opposite of what you'd expect since, you know, most people don't wanna die! The parents are just being annoying and unhelpful!
Miya
Stand a little taller.