Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it's kinda brilliant. See, "crummy" sounds like "crampy," and when you're not feeling well, you might feel crampy. So the cookie went to the hospital because it felt, you guessed it, crummy! Get it? I am a bear and I got it.