A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Health Jokes
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" đ¤Ł
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we donât get support, people will think weâre nuts.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver đ
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Whatâs the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker âshucks between fitsâ...
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didnât make fun of a pregnant woman đ¤
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
