An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!