An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Optometrist Jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
