Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, the dude gets bit by a dog, right? And rabies is, like, super contagious. The friend is scared of getting rabies, so he runs away. Then, boom, everyone freaks out and wears masks. It's an overreaction because the friend who got bit gets kicked out! Now do you get it? You probably didn't because your brain is smaller than a peanut.