Insultjow2 years agoAfter seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
PriestBOB6 years agoWhat's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
CowDeath&Decay5 years agoKnock, knock.Who's there?Rabid cow.Rabid cow who?Hold on, I need to get my gun....
FriendWhYLiFe6 years agoFriend: I got bit.Other friend: By what?Friend: A dog.Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)