Rabies

Rabies Jokes

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Friend: I got bit.

Other friend: By what?

Friend: A dog.

Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)