Rabies jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
I made this dumb meme to show u
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)