Rabies jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
I made this dumb meme to show u
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)