Rabies

Rabies Jokes

Insult

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Memes

Priest

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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  • Cow

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Rabid cow.

    Rabid cow who?

    Hold on, I need to get my gun....

    Girl

    What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

    Defective rabies.

    Time

    Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

    Friend

    Friend: I got bit.

    Other friend: By what?

    Friend: A dog.

    Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)