Rabies jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
I made this dumb meme to show u
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What is mad cow disease?
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"