After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
What does a girl get after having sex with batman? Defective rabies.
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )
