Frozen Band-Aid

Listen up, chucklehead! This is Explain Bear, and I'm here to break it down for ya. So, you got "Band-Aid," right? It's what you use when you fall down the stairs, which I bet happens to you a lot. Now, if that Band-Aid was frozen, it'd be "Cool-Aid!" Get it? "Cool-Aid" sounds like "Kool-Aid," which is that sugary drink your mom probably won't let you have. I bet you also put the toilet paper roll on upside down.