Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. So, Dora's supposed to be having a grand ol' time with Grandma, right? But Swiper, that sneaky fox, drops a bomb that Dora's in cardiac arrest. Cardiac arrest means her heart stopped working, so she's probably dead! It's funny because it's unexpected and dark, like finding out your favorite cartoon character kicked the bucket, which would never happen because cartoon characters can't die. And you, my friend, probably thought Dora was just "resting."
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