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Fake Barf School Prank

Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!

1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.

2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!

3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.

4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".

She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!

Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The prankster, who's probably failing math, made fake barf to trick their mom into thinking they were sick. Why? To skip school. It's like a toddler's level of scheming, but hey, at least they got a day off. Enjoy that extra screen time, genius.

Comments (10)

You are soooo smart! You should put some lemon and some salt in there to so when your mom cleans it up it won't smell like food it will smell like stomach acid!

that is the biggest load of BULLSH.IT ive ever heard.

Excuse me? will if u don't like it mr. You p.... then don't be botherd to read it! Btw ur face probalay looks like bullshit as well! sicko

Considering the lack of grammar and the many spelling mistakes, I don't think you should be skipping school!

Kenya Bailey they don’t look like bullshit…THEY ARE BULLSHIT!!!