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At Peace

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4 years ago
  • Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”

    Man: “Am I dying?”

    Doctor: “No, your wife is.”

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    Alright listen up, you dummy. The doctor tells the dude he'll be at peace soon, so the dude thinks he's gonna die. But the doc is like, "Nah, your WIFE is gonna kick the bucket!" It's funny because the dude thought he was a goner, but it's actually his wife, you nimrod.

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