Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is for folks dumber than a box of rocks. See, vampires bite necks, right? But if someone looks like they ain't got no neck, the vampire can't bite 'em there! It's like hiding your cookies where the cookie monster can't find 'em. So, maybe lay off the neck jokes, because those folks are smarter than you think!