Health jokes
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Memes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
I did a good walk and I...
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.