Health jokes
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
I did a good walk and I...
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
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Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"