I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Pizzeria Abortion
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. This joke is funny because the dude walks into a PIZZERIA and tries to get an ABORTION. Like, duh, you can't get an abortion at a pizza place. I bet you order pineapple on your pizza, you simpleton.
Anonymous
Your loss is our sauce!