The Doctor's Cure

  • Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

    The sir: My children will be devastated.

    Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

    The sir: Whatever it takes.

    *Suppressed gunshots*

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. So, this dude is about to kick the bucket, right? Doc says he's got like, two months to live. But then the doc offers him a "shot" to fix it. The dude's all in, but BAM! Turns out the "shot" was from a gun, not a needle. The doc capped him! You probably didn't get it because you think doctors actually care about people.

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