Health jokes
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What can you catch, but not throw?
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Was he under insurance claim?
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.