Health jokes

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

My dog got stuck in my ass, help!

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

Was he under insurance claim?

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

To work on his FLOW ISSUES.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!