Health jokes
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Was he under insurance claim?
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"