Health jokes

Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

Was he under insurance claim?

My dog got stuck in my ass, help!

What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

I did a good walk and I...

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

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