Health jokes
I love riding my bike ๐ฒ.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Whatโs the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles arenโt as tasty in a jar.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Whatโs better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctorโs office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, โDoc, what should I do? My arm is broken!โ
The doctor then looks at him and says, โHave you tried icing?โ
Knock, knock.
(Whoโs there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his motherโs Alzheimerโs is getting worse!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Whatโs the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?