Health jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What can you catch, but not throw?
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
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