Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Health Jokes
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Whatโs the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles arenโt as tasty in a jar.
Whatโs better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out sheโs not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctorโs office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, โDoc, what should I do? My arm is broken!โ
The doctor then looks at him and says, โHave you tried icing?โ
Knock, knock.
(Whoโs there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his motherโs Alzheimerโs is getting worse!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... youโd just drown in all her fatness.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Whatโs the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
