Health jokes
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Was he under insurance claim?
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
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Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!