Health jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.